If companies had realistic slogans

by Toby Manhire / 01 June, 2013
Ten of the best company slogans as rewritten by redditors.
Reddit users have been putting their minds to the question, “If companies had realistic slogans what would they be?”

Here are 10 of the best so far (many are US/Canada-centric – I’ve mostly ignored those).

 

Denny's

Because its 2 am, you're drunk, and you need pancakes.

 

Facebook

We know more about you than you do

 

US Government

... And We'll Take The Info

 

Trojan condoms

Tuition is very expensive

 

Best Buy

Here to serve you because you don't know how to use Amazon

 

Apple

It’s Apple. Buy it.

 

Internet Explorer

Your No 1 browser for downloading other browsers

 

Java

You don't know what I am, update me anyway

 

Facebook

Everything you've already seen on reddit 3 days later

 

Reddit

Cat picture, cat picture, atheism quote, cat picture

 

 

Read the full thread – though be warned much of it is kind of coarse – here.
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